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Rant - Think about the Snickers bar.

Think about a Snickers bar…the little ones you pop in your mouth. Got that taste? Good.

Think about your favorite mini chocolate bar, maybe a Krackle or Mr. Goodbar... slide off the paper & unwrap the foil. Then chew it up in your mind... got that taste? Good.

Candy Corn is next. Do you know the order of the colors? Do you eat the tip first, then the middle. Think about that taste... got it? Good!

WE HAVE EATEN MORE OF THIS JUNK THAN THE LAW WILL ALLOW DURING THE FIRST 35 OR SO YEARS OF OUR LIFE.

We all know what this crap tastes like without even putting it in our mouth. DON'T WE? Think really hard about what it tastes like and I betcha you can conjure it up as if you were chewing on a piece of candy corn right this minute.

I can.

When you buy this stuff recognize that you are buying bags of tiny ticking time bombs. This is where most of us go wrong. This is where most of you that find out that 'I dont dump' ... yep, it's the Halloween candy season.

It slides us right on into Thanksgiving, then come the holiday office parties, cookie exchanges, and Christmas or Hanukkah... and don't forget New Years! It all starts with the Candy Corn. Don't do it... don't start. Leave the Halloween candy at the store and pass out dimes or quarters to the kids that knock on your door.

Print a photo of your anatomy after this surgery... fold it up and put it in your purse. Tape on on the fridge. Put one right out in the open on your desk at work or keep it in your pocket for reference.

We had our stomach cut in two pieces, our intestines cut, part of them bypassed and then reattached in an odd configuration during a major and severe surgical procedure. OR we have had a foreign device made of silicon looped around our stomach and cinched; a port implanted under our skin so a doctor can stick a needle in it to tighten the resulting noose. There is not a single one of us that has any business eating anything made with real sugar in the name of Halloween.

If there are vast amounts of candy in your office, buy some sugar free hard candy or sugar free chocolate and put it on your desk in a jar. Practice pre-emptive eating... understanding that too much will make you leak odiferous gas at your desk.

Dont even think of putting any of the real sugar candy in your mouth. It is a slippery slope and you don't want to go there. If you waver on this, I can give you phone numbers of people to talk to who weight 200 pounds again because they eat chocolate candy, who wish they never put the first piece in their mouth.

Happy Halloween!

Ciao, Susan Maria
Listen up everyone... it's Halloween

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